I don’t want to see your vest

Words Lori Hakim | Illustration Dani Hakim

From a distance she appears to have,
a normal head, hands and legs,
but on closer inspection,
she has grown closer to her ape friends,

She’s fuzzy and furry,
and something isn’t quite right,
she’s wearing an awful synthetic shag pile fur,
that is quite a horrible sight,

It’s not sophisticated or enviable, 
rather it’s frightfully wrong,
after all the woman looks like a yeti, 
or a science experiment gone wrong,

Fuzzy wuzzy yeti woman,
I would like to lock you in the zoo,
so I don’t have to see this tasteless display,
for one more minute or even two.